mind "f"ing women

Like anyone would tell you ,no one understands women.women are the greatest mind fuckers.If you don't know what mind "f"ing is let me enlighten you.Mind fucking(god this is so much cursing I need to start rating this blog) is being in control of a situation that the other person doesnt realise that you're in control of and they never really realise you were in control of.A woman will tell you that she  wanna hang then she move to another country or summin'(he he! well maybe not move to another country but still..) I remember when i was a kid and I'd always weasel my way out of going to church, like that boy from the OMO detergent infomercial who pours  ketchup on his school shirts so that he wouldn't have any to wear in the morning "ketchup, chocolate"( who are we kidding?!my mom would beat my ass and I'd still wear the stained shirt to school).My sisters would go(they were littler,they had no choice) but they came back holding empty ice cream cups and pizza boxes.I swear that was so deliberate, what do you think??So the next Sabbath I decide to go but we only come back sucking on Chupa Chups.."Instead o pizza this week, I'll take ya'll to buy toys next weekend, that ok?" That was mind "f"ing:101 I just didn't know it yet.........>fast forward to present, mind "f"ing 313 and I still haven't learnt my lesson.